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Thursday, February 3, 2011

How would GOD answer these questions?

Sometimes I wonder how God Almighty would answer these questions-
  1. Were you ever a teenager who hated pimples and wondered what you would do when you grew up?
  2. Do you sometimes fear you might have goofed up after creating us -the human race, or are we a result of a goof up?
  3. Were you in a fantastic mood when you made George Cloony and Angelina Jolie? You definitely must not have been feeling so good when it was my creation time!!
  4. Are you married and how do you get along with your mother- in-law?
  5. If we are your children, then the rate at which human population is growing doesn't it want to make you think of birth control?
  6. Ever had mid life crisis when you suddenly don't know what to do?
  7. What are your retirement plans? Think you will be able to save enough or economics is not your area of interest?
  8. What do you do in your leisure time? Golf? Shopping? 
  9. Do you have weight issues and what diet do you follow?
  10. Lastly, what is your email id? I got a couple of requests and would like to mail them to you. Prayer system of communication doesn't seem to be very effective these days!